Monday, December 1, 2008

Ugly Math

Tonight's Kings game versus the Toronto Maple Leafs can be summed up using the following simple algebraic formula:

(1+2) -3 = 0

1 = Great first period! Alex Frolov scores a goal 57 seconds into the game.
2 = Solid second period. Responsible defense, but no fireworks on offense.
3 = Third period is marred by stupid penalties, a 5 on 3 goal against us and a second goal on the 5 on 4 power play about a minute later. Including an empty-netter, we gave away 3 goals in less than 20 minutes.
0 = Big fat loss

And that's all I have to say about that....

On another mathematical subject, Nadine's theory was proven tonight...the best looking team does win the game. Almost every guy on the Leafs is HOT!! So tonight, instead of 3 stars of the night, we have 3 Hotties of the Night.

#3 Hottie - Nik Antropov (#80). Nadine walked face first into Nik in the Grand Reserve Room VIP party last year, and at 6' 6" and 230 lbs that leaves a mark! But he's a huge teddy bear...aren't they all?



#2 Hottie - Pavel Kubina (#77). There's something hot about a guy with a black eye. Only a girl who loves hockey players will understand it, but there it is.



And #1 Hottie - Lee Stempniak (#12). Now you're probably thinking the same thing I was all night....where have I seen him before? In my blog! Lee was acquired by the Leafs November 24 in a trade with the Columbus Blue jackets. He was my Blue Jackets Hottie of the Night back on
November 8th. Different uniform, still hot! Congrats on your second blog appearance, Lee!



Let hope for better luck Friday night against the Oilers...

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