The Thought Locker: Crazy Weekend Edition
- Having the elevator door open just as you push the button is one of life's simple pleasures.
- Who decided peanuts are the best snack to serve on planes anyway?
- When you are confronted by multiple idiot drivers on your way to work, it's a sign you should just go home.
- How can you burn the candle at both ends? Only one end has a wick.
- Anyone who thinks you can't train cats to do stupid tricks as easily as dogs hasn't spent much time on YouTube.
- Why does the first stretch of sunny weather have to make my skin drier than the Sahara? All I want to do is put the top down on my car! I have to moisturize too?
- Only a Facebook application can turn my sister into my 11 year old nephew's "Lover of the Day."
- No matter how much I plan otherwise, I will always wait until the week before my taxes are due...to do them.
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