Top 10 Reasons To Enjoy Being Single on Valentine's Day

#10 - You can do absolutely NOTHING all day. Of course, everyone will think you're depressed because you don't have anyone to spend Valentine's Day with, but you know better...

#9 - You will get mountains of attention from your friends, who feel compelled to call, text or e-mail to make sure you're "OK."

#8 - You can bask in the glow of the knowledge that all your married friends (especially those with children) are living vicariously through you.

#7 - You are under no pressure to impress any "special someone" with a creative/expensive/romantic gift, so you can buy yourself a gift you know you'll love instead!

#6 - You don't have to share your chocolate.

#5 - You don't have to worry about what you look like naked, since no one else will be looking.

#4 - You can eat even more chocolate since you're not worried about how you look.

#3 - You can wish everyone "Happy Singles Appreciation Day!" Or use my old standby - "Happy Sappy Shit Day!"

#2 - You can say "I Love You" to as many different people as you want.

#1 - You can spend time thinking how lucky you are to have so many people in your life that DO love you and always will. And that's the best kind of love you'll ever know.